<script
language="javascript"
type="text/javascript">
var
refusalarray =
new
Array(
"I'll Never Tell You!",
"I spit at the question! Pptt!",
"Go To Hell, Powers!",
"I will take it to the grave with
me!",
"Kiss my ass!",
"You can torture me if you like,
I will never tell!",
"I will never tell you!",
"I cannot tell you!",
"My lips are sealed shut, you
can't open them!"
);
var
answerarray =
new
Array(
"Damn, three times. Yes! That's
the answer!",
"No way. There's your answer,
you happy now?",
"Maybe. Are you satisfied?",
"Yes, yes, of course!",
"Without a doubt!",
"Yeah, I think so.",
"Probably, why do you care
though?"
);
var
num1,
num2,
tries =
0;
function
ask(frm)
{
if
(frm.question.value
==
"")
{
alert("Please
type your question.");
frm.question.focus();
return
"";
}
rand1
=
Math.round(
(refusalarray.length
-
1)
*
Math.random());
rand2
=
Math.round(
(answerarray.length
-
1)
*
Math.random());
tries++;
switch
(tries)
{
case
1
:
case
2
:
return
refusalarray[rand1];
break;
case
3
:
return
answerarray[rand2];
break;
case
4
:
tries =
0;
frm.question.value
=
frm.answer.value
=
"";
return
"";
break;
}
}
</script>
<center>
<p>
<h2>Ask
Mustafa</h2>
<p>
<form
name=mustafaform>
Your Question:
<input
type=text
name=question
size=50>
<p>
<input
type=button
value="Ask
Mustafa"
onClick="this.form.answer.value
= ask(this.form);">
<p>
Mustafa's Reply:
<input
type=text
name=answer
size=50>
</form>
</center>