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If you need a profound quote or insight for an upcoming speech, interview, cocktail party or whatever, try the Insight Generator. If you don't like the first generated profundity, click again for a whole new one. Just keep going until you find a quote that suits whatever the occasion requires.
Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:
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<SCRIPT
LANGUAGE="JavaScript">
var
w1max =
20
var
w2max =
20
var
w3max =
20
var
w4max =
20
var
w5max =
11
var
w6max =
20
var
w1 =
new
Array(w1max)
w1[0]="phenomenal"
w1[1]="rapid"
w1[2]="chilling"
w1[3]="insipid"
w1[4]="nauseating"
w1[5]="astronomical"
w1[6]="austere"
w1[7]="inevitable"
w1[8]="inescapable"
w1[9]="reckless"
w1[10]="haphazard"
w1[11]="accelerating"
w1[12]="profound"
w1[13]="awesome"
w1[14]="terrifying"
w1[15]="ubiquitous"
w1[16]="ignominious"
w1[17]="unprecedented"
w1[18]="unparalleled"
w1[19]="insidious"
w1[20]="broad"
var
w2 =
new
Array(w2max)
w2[0]="growth"
w2[1]="decline"
w2[2]="prospects"
w2[3]="acceleration"
w2[4]="threat"
w2[5]="expansion"
w2[6]="oneness"
w2[7]="outgrowth"
w2[8]="madness"
w2[9]="evacuation"
w2[10]="diminishment"
w2[11]="consumption"
w2[12]="decay"
w2[13]="putrefaction"
w2[14]="vapidity"
w2[15]="downsizing"
w2[16]="degeneration"
w2[17]="litigation"
w2[18]="declivity"
w2[19]="hastening"
w2[20]="paradigm
shifting"
var
w3 =
new
Array(w3max)
w3[0]="the
Internet"
w3[1]="urban
tax dollars"
w3[2]="new
technologies"
w3[3]="gender
identification disorders"
w3[4]="censorship"
w3[5]="interpersonal
communications"
w3[6]="modern
life"
w3[7]="rampant
paradigm shifts"
w3[8]="consumer
spending"
w3[9]="rain
forests"
w3[10]="human
literacy"
w3[11]="natural
resources"
w3[12]="traditional
values"
w3[13]="media
junk food"
w3[14]="family
values"
w3[15]="corporate
mentality"
w3[16]="the
American justice system"
w3[17]="technological
change"
w3[18]="the
ozone layer"
w3[19]="human
resources"
w3[20]="current
epistemologies"
var
w4 =
new
Array(w4max)
w4[0]="forever
dissipate"
w4[1]="escalate"
w4[2]="aggrandize"
w4[3]="overhaul"
w4[4]="deteriorate"
w4[5]="revolutionize"
w4[6]="uglify"
w4[7]="put
an end to"
w4[8]="enslave"
w4[9]="bankrupt"
w4[10]="truncate"
w4[11]="nullify"
w4[12]="sabotage"
w4[13]="destabilize"
w4[14]="incapacitate"
w4[15]="hasten"
w4[16]="dehumanize"
w4[17]="evaporate"
w4[18]="indenture"
w4[19]="intensify"
w4[20]="undermine"
var
w5 =
new
Array(w5max)
w5[0]="today's"
w5[1]="tomorrow's"
w5[2]="the
entrenchment of our"
w5[3]="worldwide"
w5[4]="our
children's"
w5[5]="modern"
w5[6]="all
of our"
w5[7]="our
future"
w5[8]="our"
w5[9]="the
demise of our"
w5[10]="our
grandchildren's"
w5[11]="all
hope for"
var
w6 =
new
Array(w6max)
w6[0]="business
models"
w6[1]="re-ruralization"
w6[2]="human
condition"
w6[3]="family
values"
w6[4]="self-esteem"
w6[5]="medical
insights"
w6[6]="human
psyche"
w6[7]="human
depth"
w6[8]="egalitarianism"
w6[9]="World
Wide Web"
w6[10]="future
values"
w6[11]="hopes
and dreams"
w6[12]="business
models"
w6[13]="political
climate"
w6[14]="education"
w6[15]="cultural
heritage"
w6[16]="lifestyles"
w6[17]="fiduciary
responsibility"
w6[18]="genetic
diversity"
w6[19]="intestinal
fortitude"
w6[20]="computer
literacy"
function
rndnumber(max){
var
randscript =
-1
while
(randscript
<
0
||
randscript >
max
||
isNaN(randscript)){
randscript
=
parseInt(Math.random()*(max+1))
}
return
randscript
}
function
profundity()
{
subscript=rndnumber(w1max)
msg
=
"The "
+
w1[subscript]
subscript=rndnumber(w2max)
msg
=
msg +
" "
+
w2[subscript]
+
" of "
subscript=rndnumber(w3max)
msg
=
msg +
w3[subscript]
+
" "
subscript=rndnumber(w4max)
msg=msg
+
"will "
+
w4[subscript]
+
" "
subscript=rndnumber(w5max)
msg=msg
+
w5[subscript]
+
" "
subscript=rndnumber(w6max)
msg=msg
+
w6[subscript]
+
"."
return
msg
}
</SCRIPT>
<center><BR><BR><BR>
<FORM
name="myform">
<input
name="insight"
size=90><p>
<input
type="button"
value="Generate
Insight"
onClick="myform.insight.value=profundity()"
</FORM>
</p>
</center>
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