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If you are a computer junkie, like me, then you probably will get a kick out of these random computer quotes all written by JavaScript.

Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">      
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<!-- Begin
function stClock() {
window.setTimeout( "stClock()", 1000 );
today = new Date();
self.status = today.toLocaleString();
function getMessage() {
var ar = new Array(20)
ar[0] = "Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster."
ar[1] = "2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2."
ar[2] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
ar[3] = "Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes."
ar[4] = "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
ar[5] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
ar[6] = "Best file compression around: \"DEL *.*\" = 100% compression"
ar[7] = "The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in."
ar[8] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
ar[9] = "BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding"
ar[10] = "BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!"
ar[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
ar[12] = "Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..."
ar[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems."
ar[14] = "As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."
ar[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning."
ar[16] = "Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS..."
ar[17] = "All computers wait at the same speed."
ar[18] = "DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors."
ar[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
var now = new Date()
var sec = now.getSeconds()
alert("Quote:\r" + ar[sec % 20])
// End -->
TYPE="button" VALUE="Random Computer Quote" onClick="getMessage()">

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