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If you are a computer junkie, like me, then you probably will get a kick out of these random computer quotes all written by JavaScript.
Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:
<script
language="javascript"
type="text/javascript">
function
stClock()
{
window.setTimeout(
"stClock()",
1000
);
today
=
new
Date();
self.status
=
today.toLocaleString();
}
function
getMessage()
{
var
ar =
new
Array(20)
ar[0]
=
"Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can
reboot faster."
ar[1]
=
"2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large
values of 2."
ar[2]
=
"Anything that can go wrong will
go wrong."
ar[3]
=
"Computers make very fast, very
accurate mistakes."
ar[4]
=
"My software never has bugs. It
just develops random features."
ar[5]
=
"If anything simply cannot go
wrong, it will anyway."
ar[6]
=
"Best file compression around:
\"DEL *.*\" = 100% compression"
ar[7]
=
"The Definition of an Upgrade:
Take old bugs out, put new ones in."
ar[8]
=
"If everything seems to be going
well, you have obviously overlooked something."
ar[9]
=
"BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal
Port Not Responding"
ar[10]
=
"BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down,
4th quarter, 5 yards to go!"
ar[11]
=
"It is impossible to make
anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
ar[12]
=
"Bad command. Bad, bad command!
Sit! Stay! Staaay..."
ar[13]
=
"Every solution breeds new
problems."
ar[14]
=
"As a computer, I find your faith
in technology amusing."
ar[15]
=
"Two wrongs are only the
beginning."
ar[16]
=
"Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do
you copy? Shell to DOS..."
ar[17]
=
"All computers wait at the same
speed."
ar[18]
=
"DEFINITION: Computer - A device
designed to speed and automate errors."
ar[19]
=
"Success always occurs in
private, and failure in full view."
var
now =
new
Date()
var
sec =
now.getSeconds()
alert("Quote:\r"
+
ar[sec
%
20])
}
window.onload=stClock;
</script>
<FORM>
<INPUT
TYPE="button"
VALUE="Random
Computer Quote"
onClick="getMessage()">
</FORM>
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