<script
language="javascript"
type="text/javascript">
function
getMessage()
{
var
ar =
new
Array(20)
ar[0]
=
"Nothing is as easy as it looks."
ar[1]
=
"Everything takes longer than you
think."
ar[2]
=
"Anything that can go wrong will
go wrong."
ar[3]
=
"If there is a possibility of
several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will
be the one to go wrong."
ar[4]
=
"If there is a worse time for
something to go wrong, it will happen then."
ar[5]
=
"If anything simply cannot go
wrong, it will anyway."
ar[6]
=
"If you perceive that there are
four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent
these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
ar[7]
=
"Left to themselves, things tend
to go from bad to worse."
ar[8]
=
"If everything seems to be going
well, you have obviously overlooked something."
ar[9]
=
"Nature always sides with the
hidden flaw."
ar[10]
=
"Mother nature is a bitch."
ar[11]
=
"It is impossible to make
anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
ar[12]
=
"Whenever you set out to do
something, something else must be done first."
ar[13]
=
"Every solution breeds new
problems."
ar[14]
=
"Trust everybody ... then cut the
cards."
ar[15]
=
"Two wrongs are only the
beginning."
ar[16]
=
"If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried."
ar[17]
=
"To succeed in politics, it is
often necessary to rise above your principles."
ar[18]
=
"Exceptions prove the rule ...
and wreck the budget."
ar[19]
=
"Success always occurs in
private, and failure in full view."
var
now =
new
Date()
var
sec =
now.getSeconds()
alert("Murphy's
Law:\r"
+
ar[sec
%
20])
}
window.onload=getMessage;
</script>
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type="button"
Value="New
Murphy's Law"
onClick="getMessage()">
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