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"Nothing is as easy as it looks."
"Everything takes longer than you
"Anything that can go wrong will
"If there is a possibility of
several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will
be the one to go wrong."
"If there is a worse time for
something to go wrong, it will happen then."
"If anything simply cannot go
wrong, it will anyway."
"If you perceive that there are
four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent
these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
"Left to themselves, things tend
to go from bad to worse."
"If everything seems to be going
well, you have obviously overlooked something."
"Nature always sides with the
"Mother nature is a bitch."
"It is impossible to make
anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
"Whenever you set out to do
something, something else must be done first."
"Every solution breeds new
"Trust everybody ... then cut the
"Two wrongs are only the
"If at first you don't succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried."
"To succeed in politics, it is
often necessary to rise above your principles."
"Exceptions prove the rule ...
and wreck the budget."
"Success always occurs in
private, and failure in full view."