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Use JavaScript to display one of many random puns.

Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">      
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<!-- Begin
var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)
quotes = new Array
quotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel.  I don't think she knows I know.  I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out."
quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of."
quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness.  But happiness can't see that love is sad."
quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain?  The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?"
quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."
quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."
quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals.  Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."
quotes[8] = "I don't want the world.  I just want your half."
quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."
quotes[0] = "They say love is blind.  I don't think you're blind."
//  quotes from
var quote = quotes[rand1]
// End -->

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