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Messages >>> Zen.

Take advice from the all powerful force of Zen. Zen will give you three phrases each time you click the button - the first phrase changes every hour, the second phrase changes every minute, and the last phrase changes every second.

Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">      
/* Visit http://www.yaldex.com/ for full source code
and get more free JavaScript, CSS and DHTML scripts! */
<!-- Begin
var currentdate = 0
var thekoan = ""
var fframe = 0
var insight = 0
var directive = 0
var beginning = "Koan is: "
var separator = "\n\n"
function zen(){
alert(koan())}
function koan(){
currentdate = new Date ()
fframe = currentdate.getHours()
insight = currentdate.getMinutes()
directive = currentdate.getSeconds()
thekoan = separator + getframe() +separator + getinsight() + separator + getdirective()
return (thekoan)}
function getframe(){
if (fframe == 0)
return "Winter feels no itching;"
else if (fframe == 1)
return "Find the plum;"
else if (fframe == 2)
return "The fog does not pay taxes;"
else if (fframe == 3)
return "Other birds do not like the loudest bird;"
else if (fframe == 4)
return "Many moose have travelled your path before you;"
else if (fframe == 5)
return "Autumn has no sense of humor;"
else if (fframe == 6)
return "Even the clearest glass distorts;"
else if (fframe == 7)
return "The well has no sympathy for the peasant;"
else if (fframe == 8)
return "No sandal squeaks without purpose;"
else if (fframe == 9)
return "A thorn pricks you;"
else if (fframe == 10)
return "Who is to say the panda would not be vengeful;"
else if (fframe == 11)
return "Tramp through the darkness;"
else if (fframe == 12)
return "Work when you can work;"
else if (fframe == 13)
return "The artisan keeps his hovel tidy;"
else if (fframe == 14)
return "The sparrow sings of deception;"
else if (fframe == 15)
return "Tramp through the darkness;"
else if (fframe == 16)
return "Who is to say the panda would not be vengeful;"
else if (fframe == 17)
return "A thorn pricks you;"
else if (fframe == 18)
return "No sandal squeaks without purpose;"
else if (fframe == 19)
return "The well has no sympathy for the peasant;"
else if (fframe == 20)
return "Even the clearest glass distorts;"
else if (fframe == 21)
return "Autumn has no sense of humor;"
else if (fframe == 22)
return "Tramp through the darkness;"
else if (fframe == 23)
return "The artisan keeps his hovel tidy;"
}
function getinsight(){
if (insight > 44)
insight = insight - 45
else if (insight > 29)
insight = insight - 30
else if (insight > 14)
insight = insight - 15
if (insight == 0)
return "It tells us the void is empty."
else if (insight == 1)
return "Only such a thing can change the universe."
else if (insight == 2)
return "Understand this, and be rewarded with clarity."
else if (insight == 3)
return "What are the chances?"
else if (insight == 4)
return "In this, the true spirit hides."
else if (insight == 5)
return "Effort can be applied here."
else if (insight == 6)
return "Its center does not rotate."
else if (insight == 7)
return "The journey may be longer coming back."
else if (insight == 8)
return "This is why we find the truth so piercing."
else if (insight == 9)
return "Are we so alike?!?"
else if (insight == 10)
return "Yet even a bean has a purpose."
else if (insight == 11)
return "The answer often requires a few extra minutes."
else if (insight == 12)
return "Some strike with a stick that which they cannot lift."
else if (insight == 13)
return "The pure own only themselves and maybe some toiletries."
else if (insight == 14)
return "It will speak to you if you let it."
}
function getdirective(){
if (directive > 44)
directive = directive - 45
else if (directive > 29)
directive = directive - 30
else if (directive > 14)
directive = directive - 15
if (directive == 0)
return "Be like a damp stone."
else if (directive == 1)
return "If you fall from the tree, leave your anger on the branch."
else if (directive == 2)
return "Choose to bend or to stretch, but choose only one."
else if (directive == 3)
return "Fill in every circle completely with a number 2 pencil."
else if (directive == 4)
return "Spit only where there is a need for spit."
else if (directive == 5)
return "Always lift with your knees."
else if (directive == 6)
return "If you need a road, make a road."
else if (directive == 7)
return "Choose only once between bamboo and wicker."
else if (directive == 8)
return "Do not carve your initials in anything you would not eat."
else if (directive == 9)
return "Respect even the space between your toes."
else if (directive == 10)
return "Step aside when the universe says, 'Hot stuff coming through!'"
else if (directive == 11)
return "Trust your sense of judging melon."
else if (directive == 12)
return "It is worse to be covered in molasses."
else if (directive == 13)
return "If you are a goose among ducks, run fast."
else if (directive == 14)
return "Confront the great conductor and ask him, 'What's your function?'"
}
// End -->
</script>
<FORM>
<INPUT
TYPE="button" VALUE="Zen Button" NAME="ZenButton" onClick="zen()">
</FORM>

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