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If you have ever wondered how to say a simple phrase in French, this script can help you out. Simply enter what you would like to say, and the translation is given to you.

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in

Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)

Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:

<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">
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<!-- Begin
var A=0
var B=0
var C=0
var D=0
var french=""
function process() {
function Translation() {
french =  partA()  + partB() + partC() + partD() + "?"
function partA() {
if (A==1)
return "Voulez vous"
else if (A==2)
return "Devons nous vraiment"
else if (A==3)
return "Savez-vous"
else if (A==4)
return "Peut-on"
else if (A==5)
return "Arriverai-je a"
" pour"
function partB() {
if (B==1)
return " coucher avec"
else if (B==2)
return " trouver"
else if (B==3)
return " manger"
else if (B==4)
return " acheter"
else if (B==5)
return " me montrer"
else if (B==6)
return " ressembler a"
else if (B==7)
return " supporter"
else if (B==8)
return " rentrer dans"
" biduler"
function partC() {
if (C==1)
return " Gerard Depardieu"
else if (C==2)
return " du parfum"
else if (C==3)
return " une paire de cuisse de grenouilles"
else if (C==4)
return " du bon fromage"
else if (C==5)
return " la Tour Eiffel"
else if (C==6)
return " un vrai parisien"
else if (C==7)
return " ma femme"
else if (C==8)
return " mon patalon"
" un truc"
function partD() {
if (D==1)
return " dans vos reves les plus fous"
else if (D==2)
return " pour cacher l'odeur"
else if (D==3)
return " en buvant du vin rouge"
else if (D==4)
return " sans savoir parler francais"
else if (D==5)
return " juste apres le petit dejeune"
else if (D==6)
return " sans avoir l'air trop arrogant"
else if (D==7)
return " avec ma belle-mere presente"
else if (D==8)
return " apres 300 croissants au beurre"
else if (D==9)
return ""
" avec machin-chose"
// End -->
type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A1" onClick="A = 1">Do you want
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A2" onClick="A = 2">Do we really have
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A3" onClick="A = 3">Do you know how
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A4" onClick="A = 4">Is it be possible
<input type ="radio" name="choiceA" value"A5" onClick="A = 5">Will I manage
type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B1" onClick="B = 1">to sleep with
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B2" onClick="B = 2">to find
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B3" onClick="B = 3">to eat
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B4" onClick="B = 4">to buy
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B5" onClick="B = 5">to show me
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B6" onClick="B = 6">to look like
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B7" onClick="B = 7">to stand
<input type ="radio" name="choiceB" value"B8" onClick="B = 8">to get in
type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C1" onClick="C = 1">Gerard Depardieu
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C2" onClick="C = 2">perfume
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C3" onClick="C = 3">a pair of frog legs
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C4" onClick="C = 4">good cheese
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C5" onClick="C = 5">the Eiffel Tower
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C6" onClick="C = 6">a genuine Parisian
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C7" onClick="C = 7">my wife
<input type ="radio" name="choiceC" value"C8" onClick="C = 8">my pants
type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D1" onClick="D = 1">in your widest dreams?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D2" onClick="D = 2">to cover the smell?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D3" onClick="D = 3">while drinking red wine?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D4" onClick="D = 4">without speaking French?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D5" onClick="D = 5">right after breakfast?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D6" onClick="D = 6">without being too arrogant?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D7" onClick="D = 7">when my mother-in-law is around?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D8" onClick="D = 8">after eating 300 croissants?
<input type ="radio" name="choiceD" value"D9" onclick="D = 9">? (nothing)
<FORM><INPUT TYPE="button" VALUE="translate" NAME="translator" onClick="process()">

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