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		is everything finished?",
		"Everything is finished when the 
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		invented copper wire?",
		"Two tax attorneys fighting over 
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		do you know you have a good tax accountant?",
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		said.. If you do not think every day is a good one, just try missing 
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		"Zig Ziglar");

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		say...  ",
		"Ambition without knowledge is 
		like a boat on dry land.");

		

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