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Take advice from the all powerful force of Zen. Zen will give you three phrases each time you click the button - the first phrase changes every hour, the second phrase changes every minute, and the last phrase changes every second.
Add the below code to the <body> section of your page:
<script
language="javascript"
type="text/javascript">
var
currentdate =
0
var
thekoan =
""
var
fframe =
0
var
insight =
0
var
directive =
0
var
beginning =
"Koan is: "
var
separator =
"\n\n"
function
zen(){
alert(koan())}
function
koan(){
currentdate
=
new
Date
()
fframe
=
currentdate.getHours()
insight
=
currentdate.getMinutes()
directive
=
currentdate.getSeconds()
thekoan
=
separator +
getframe()
+separator
+
getinsight()
+
separator +
getdirective()
return
(thekoan)}
function
getframe(){
if
(fframe
==
0)
return
"Winter feels no itching;"
else
if
(fframe
==
1)
return
"Find the plum;"
else
if
(fframe
==
2)
return
"The fog does not pay taxes;"
else
if
(fframe
==
3)
return
"Other birds do not like the
loudest bird;"
else
if
(fframe
==
4)
return
"Many moose have travelled your
path before you;"
else
if
(fframe
==
5)
return
"Autumn has no sense of humor;"
else
if
(fframe
==
6)
return
"Even the clearest glass
distorts;"
else
if
(fframe
==
7)
return
"The well has no sympathy for the
peasant;"
else
if
(fframe
==
8)
return
"No sandal squeaks without
purpose;"
else
if
(fframe
==
9)
return
"A thorn pricks you;"
else
if
(fframe
==
10)
return
"Who is to say the panda would
not be vengeful;"
else
if
(fframe
==
11)
return
"Tramp through the darkness;"
else
if
(fframe
==
12)
return
"Work when you can work;"
else
if
(fframe
==
13)
return
"The artisan keeps his hovel
tidy;"
else
if
(fframe
==
14)
return
"The sparrow sings of deception;"
else
if
(fframe
==
15)
return
"Tramp through the darkness;"
else
if
(fframe
==
16)
return
"Who is to say the panda would
not be vengeful;"
else
if
(fframe
==
17)
return
"A thorn pricks you;"
else
if
(fframe
==
18)
return
"No sandal squeaks without
purpose;"
else
if
(fframe
==
19)
return
"The well has no sympathy for the
peasant;"
else
if
(fframe
==
20)
return
"Even the clearest glass
distorts;"
else
if
(fframe
==
21)
return
"Autumn has no sense of humor;"
else
if
(fframe
==
22)
return
"Tramp through the darkness;"
else
if
(fframe
==
23)
return
"The artisan keeps his hovel
tidy;"
}
function
getinsight(){
if
(insight
>
44)
insight
=
insight -
45
else
if
(insight
>
29)
insight
=
insight -
30
else
if
(insight
>
14)
insight
=
insight -
15
if
(insight
==
0)
return
"It tells us the void is empty."
else
if
(insight
==
1)
return
"Only such a thing can change the
universe."
else
if
(insight
==
2)
return
"Understand this, and be rewarded
with clarity."
else
if
(insight
==
3)
return
"What are the chances?"
else
if
(insight
==
4)
return
"In this, the true spirit hides."
else
if
(insight
==
5)
return
"Effort can be applied here."
else
if
(insight
==
6)
return
"Its center does not rotate."
else
if
(insight
==
7)
return
"The journey may be longer coming
back."
else
if
(insight
==
8)
return
"This is why we find the truth so
piercing."
else
if
(insight
==
9)
return
"Are we so alike?!?"
else
if
(insight
==
10)
return
"Yet even a bean has a purpose."
else
if
(insight
==
11)
return
"The answer often requires a few
extra minutes."
else
if
(insight
==
12)
return
"Some strike with a stick that
which they cannot lift."
else
if
(insight
==
13)
return
"The pure own only themselves and
maybe some toiletries."
else
if
(insight
==
14)
return
"It will speak to you if you let
it."
}
function
getdirective(){
if
(directive
>
44)
directive
=
directive -
45
else
if
(directive
>
29)
directive
=
directive -
30
else
if
(directive
>
14)
directive
=
directive -
15
if
(directive
==
0)
return
"Be like a damp stone."
else
if
(directive
==
1)
return
"If you fall from the tree, leave
your anger on the branch."
else
if
(directive
==
2)
return
"Choose to bend or to stretch,
but choose only one."
else
if
(directive
==
3)
return
"Fill in every circle completely
with a number 2 pencil."
else
if
(directive
==
4)
return
"Spit only where there is a need
for spit."
else
if
(directive
==
5)
return
"Always lift with your knees."
else
if
(directive
==
6)
return
"If you need a road, make a
road."
else
if
(directive
==
7)
return
"Choose only once between bamboo
and wicker."
else
if
(directive
==
8)
return
"Do not carve your initials in
anything you would not eat."
else
if
(directive
==
9)
return
"Respect even the space between
your toes."
else
if
(directive
==
10)
return
"Step aside when the universe
says, 'Hot stuff coming through!'"
else
if
(directive
==
11)
return
"Trust your sense of judging
melon."
else
if
(directive
==
12)
return
"It is worse to be covered in
molasses."
else
if
(directive
==
13)
return
"If you are a goose among ducks,
run fast."
else
if
(directive
==
14)
return
"Confront the great conductor and
ask him, 'What's your function?'"
}
</script>
<FORM>
<INPUT
TYPE="button"
VALUE="Zen
Button"
NAME="ZenButton"
onClick="zen()">
</FORM>
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